There it is, space cadets. I’ve officially got myself a real-life flesh & blood stalker. I’ve officially been told not to antagonize or encourage her.

So… Stalker, I’m hopping into the shower and you aren’t allowed to join me.

I’m the Lord of Mixed Messages.

Anyhow, I’m curious how this works. Do I always leave the house in disguise? Do I unmask every kid at my door on Halloween to make sure it’s not her in disguise?

The Scientist Man in me is going legit-empirical on this bad boy, baby baby. Let’s count this as Day 1.

DAY 1: Continue to capture IPs on my blog. She’s going to break the internet.