Enough with Hitler as a COVID leadership metaphor for overzealous governors leaning hard on unilateral “emergency powers.” The closer parallel is Caesar, who took his elected position, imposed emergency powers, and never gave up his governmental control.

Don’t get all “et tu, Brute,” insinuating I’m advocating assassination. I am immune to feeble red herring logic and keep topics on task.

Not Hitler. These governors are little Caesars.

And don’t try to red herring away to pizza. I’m on to you.