There are universal constants. The gravitational constant of the universe is a mighty constant. Do you want to know the mightiest of universal constants? Sure you do.

Do you want to see a group of grown adults all pouty and throwing a whiny baby tantrum? Try getting them all to agree on pizza toppings.

Don’t deny it. You know it’s true. This is brought to you by my college roommate’s brother who nearly had a nuclear meltdown because he insisted on extra sauce on a Domino’s order and threatened not to eat any if it didn’t have extra sauce. I called him on it. No extra sauce. He grudgingly ate some. He claims not to have enjoyed the pizza, though.