I’m trying to decide if I hate my rabbits because they poop too much or if I’m just jealous they can poop in perfect spheres.

Clare Clarissa Nina Castellano preferred Happy (aka Stupid) because “He’s asshole like you and me.”

Blindboy and Stupid (Bennett and Happy), Crimefighting Duo. That’s another story.

It’s the spherical poop I’ve decided. Surface area to volume, very efficient pooping. I reek of envy. So symmetrical.