DBSA Albuquerque posts info on our three weekly support groups on the local Craigslist. Monday afternoon, Thursday evening, Friday evening. And when it’s occurring, our Wednesday game night. Four posts total per week. Reasonable says I.

And then there’s the Church of Scientology at 1509 San Pedro Dr NE. The Church of Scientology, founded on a bet with an untalented science fiction writer, dedicated to convincing those post-partum depression to just suck it up rather than sucking down useful psychotropic medications (Brooke, I’m so sorry you had to endure the nuttiness of Crazy Cruise). The Church of Scientology, the organization willing to take the money of celebrity pundits who are willing to vomit the nonsense of the Church of Scientology.

Psychiatric and psychological professional advice being doled out by the wagered religion of an untalented science fiction writer. These are the best people to get your psych advice from.

The Church of Scientology is dangerous and irresponsible.

And they promise to get you over anything and everything. Let me share with you a selection the “support groups” the Church of Scientology offers to the City of Albuquerque.

  • Group to Help with Stress and Worries
  • Group to Help with Depression
  • Group to Help with Anger
  • Group to Help with Money Management
  • Group to Help with Loneliness
  • Group to Help with Sadness
  • Group to Help with Spirituality
  • Group to Help with Frustration
  • Group to Help with Braindead Nimrods

And unto Craigslist Albuquerque, here is my contribution to bringing more braindead nimrods to the Altar of L. Ron… which was flagged almost immediately by my friends at the Church of Scientology. The First Amendment has no place within the hallowed walls of the Church of Scientology, nor does a sense of humor.

Point taken? Point served. Point, Steve.

Total stream of consciousness, I swear. I do not like the Church of Scientology nor do I like their nonsense.

I love the CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY! I got over EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1509 San Pedro Dr NE, Albuquerque, NM)
I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND OUR HOLY SCRIPTURE, “BATTLEFIELD EARTH”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I PERSONALLY FULLY ENDORSE THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!

Group for EVERYTHING!!!! Help for EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! Overcome EVERYTHING!!!!! !!!!! SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!

I’m spiritual! I like unicorns and gummivergnugenschweinebrauten!!!!!!!! They dance and dance and dance the night away!!!!!!!!!!! I got a need… a need for SPEED!!!! (only joking. don’t take speed. it’s SUPER bad to put blechy naughty chemicals in your body. you put chemicals in your toilet why would you put chemicals in your body?). So are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My life is improved!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like unicorns because they improved my life and my life improved because unicorns like me and I like unicorns back and forth and I chuckle about unicorns being nothing more than a horse with a strap-on from Castle!!! Laughing makes my life improve. So are you!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve overcome overcoming!!!!!!!! My girlfriend is very pleased because dirty socks by the side of the bed is yucky!!!!!!!!!!!!! Medication is yucky!!!!!!!!!! So are you!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!

I’m stress-free, depression-free, anxiety-free, worry-free, and now money-free!!!!!!! Thank you L. Ron!!!!!!!!!! So are you!!!!!

I LOVE SCIENTOLOGY!!

They did EVERYTHING for me!!!!!! They offered to fix my credit, for a nominal fee!!!!!!! So are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L. RON ROCKS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE L. RON AND SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!

And the best part is they let me continue bathing with my iguana. And playing cribbage with my iguana. And dress my iguana in Malibu Barbie swimsuits!!!!!!! ! !!!!! And call my iguana Bunny Wiggleworth!!!!!!!!! And feeding my iguana Froot Loops and chocolate-covered pineapple!!!!!! !! And the other “so called crazy stuff” I do only on Passover!!!! And Super Bowl Weekend!!!!!!!1!

AND SO ARE YOU!!!!! !!!!!

I FULLY ENDORSE THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY!!! I WALKED IN, AND I WALKED OUT, YOU DO THE HOKEY BROKEY HEART AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL AROUND, THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT. AND NOW I’M THE BEST OF BEST OF THE BETTER OF THE BEST AND KNOW MORE STUFF ABOUT THINGS!!!! !!!!!!!!

AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

I FULLY ENDORSE THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Call for more information. Walk-ins welcome. 1509 San Pedro Dr NE, Albuquerque, NM 87110