Initial Facebook post:

Unavoidably, I saw Black Panther last evening. It was exceptionally only mediocre. Decent villain with appreciable motivations for a MCU flick, though.

Then I was called a racist. Er. Okay. Wikipediakanda is not a real country, unlike the sovereign nations of Narnia or Nebraska. So…. which culture was I dismissively debasing?

So I made a second Facebook post, very reactionary and unnecessary. Here it be:

The quickest “block” I’ve ever slapped on a Facebook user just occurred. No sooner did I post a “meh” review of Black Panther than I was accused of being racist. Well, I also felt Captain America was exceptionally only mediocre. Yes, I hate Americans just as much. And Canadians more. Canada is nothing more than America’s hat.

There. I win.