Upon sharing with my new-ish next door neighbor that my best gal is now my ex-best gal and that my ex-best gal was no longer living with me, my new-ish next door neighbor stated quite bluntly, “That’s good. She wasn’t at all your type. She’s homely and doesn’t dress like a woman should. And she’s weird. She never looked at me when we were talking.”

I don’t know what to say to this. I feel I should defend my ex-best gal. The reality is my ex-best gal doesn’t live in this neighborhood and my new-ish next door neighbor does live in this neighborhood. It’s an unnecessary clash of conscience.

My biggest gripe is cake donuts are not donuts. Once you qualify a food it’s no longer that thing, like cake donut or turkey bacon.