It promised to be a joyous day, but that joy was a tease and fleeting. I saw this Haight-looking dude at Whole Foods and it appeared he was Facetiming on a hemp iPhone.
Yeehawwwww!!! Score one for the environment! An organic biodegradable iPhone! Joyous day!
But again, the joy was fleeting. It turned out he was only sniffing his sandal, and from the expression on his face he was displeased with the aroma his feet produce.