Whatever conspiracy theory you’re belching, you’ll never outshine mine. Throw down and here we go.

Since the debate, all eyes have been on Biden and his flailing assurances his brain isn’t apple sauce and he’s fit to run our country. Biden has gotten all the press and trends, and Trump has wisely sat quietly letting the Dems cannibalize themselves.

It’s a solid rule of politics, when your opponent is digging his grave don’t take away his shovel.

But this is so not like Trump. He’s accustomed to the spotlight and he’s been constrained and restrained from being himself.

Biden wants the spotlight off him.

Trump wants the spotlight on him.

So Biden hires a contract shooter to not kill Trump but wound him, thus taking the attention off him.

And Trump hires a contract shooter to just wound him, thus grabbing the headlines again.

Ironically and separately, Biden and Trump hired the same shooter with the same mission.

So keep you noodle limp conspiracy theories to your own profile. You’ll never out-trend my masterpiece.