In recent times, thricely have I posted my Accidental Selfie of the Week only to be told the snap is staged and not accidental. Thricely I’ve been called a liar for an unintended photo.

To what end? What do I gain from lying about what are truly horrible pictures that are comical in their horror?

Let me set the record clearly. I lie for only two reasons:

1.) To obtain money.

2.) To obtain sex.

And that was a lie in itself, and if you took my reasons to lie seriously you are of the intellectually stunted ilk challenging the veracity of the Accidental Selfie of the Week. Go get a massage.