So Mark Cuban would buy X and Fox News just to guarantee one party rule and unchecked censorship. What a lovely aspiration. If I could, I’d buy a fatso wombat and a pygmy python for a mud pit cage match just catch Jodie Foster’s favor. Wait. Said the quiet part out loud.

Well, I don’t know the going rate for Fox. I do know Elon Musk bought Twitter for $44 billion. Cuban has a net worth of $5.7 billion. Even if Cuban’s entire net worth is liquid it would take almost 8 Mark Cubans to buy X. And even if X has incurred the huge losses collusive media claims, even at 25% value off $44 billion, it would take two Mark Cubans to buy X.

Talk a big talk, bark a big bark, you don’t have the coin, Snoop Marky Mark.