January 6, 2015.

This evening I was sharing some tales of my kid, mainly that he got his first professional stuntman gig on a major motion picture (Mazerunner 2), and I was asked “How old is your son?” I stated “He’s 20.” And then I was asked the follow up question “Did you have him when you were four?” which is quite odd because I thought the secret of my hitting puberty in vitro was a very closely guarded secret. Someone talked. They must be identified and neutralized.