Deep Thought:

Tim Walz was chosen as Kamala’s running mate because he originated and popularized the ficticious meme J.D. Vance is weird. Odd reasoning. It’s like choosing someone for team mascot based upon his willingness to humiliate himself and his expertise at mooning the spectators of the opposing team.

Deep Musing:

Tim Walz, his name forces my tongue and mouth muscles to be aware every time I say his name out loud. Is the pronunciation closer to “walls” or “waltz”? For the sake of my tongue and mouth Walz must not be allowed anywhere near the White House.

Deeper Thought:

For the unfortunate reason incendiary political rhetoric is leading to assassination attempts on presidential candidates, Americans must seriously consider the vice presidential running mates and their competence to lead our people and our republic. The choice is clear. JD Vance is qualified and Walz is not.

Deepest Musing:

Dear Democrat Leadership,

Holding up Doug Emhoff and Tim Walz as masculinity role models makes me want to vote for Kamala even less.

Kindest regards,
Steve