“Am I Racist?” releases tomorrow and I’ve got our tickets for an early evening showing. Starring Daily Wire commentator Matt Walsh, the documentary is the long awaited follow up to 2022’s hit “What Is A Woman?” Justin Folk returns in the director’s chair.
So what to expect? I expect the documentary will be hilarity incarnate, the epitome of mirth, and the zenith of joy. For less joyful people who suck all the happiness from the universe, they are expecting controversy and upset tummies. There’s even talk of “half the audience will love it and half the audience will walk out.” These joyless sad sponges expect the movie to fail because half the audience bolts.
I disagree with this forecast.
Most if not all of the audience will happily stay because it’s no secret this movie shreds the woke racism paper castle. The trailer is so tantalizing and telegraphs exactly what it is, a Borat-style exercise in allowing DEI authorities the safe space to expound freely and ultimately discredit themselves with their own words.
This isn’t close to the chest. You buy a ticket and you know what you’re getting going in. Effectively 100% of the people buying a ticket will stay the duration because they really totally way full on want to be there.
Now how about those potential half of the audience destined to walk out of the theater? They aren’t going to be there at all for the simple reason those who would walk out won’t waste money on a movie they already hate just on principle. You can’t walk out if you never go.
I had no interest in “Barbie.” From what I hear, those who went loved it and no one walked out. This is reasonable. I stayed away on principle. Why spend money on a movie where the very premise is off-putting? I saved money, I saved gas, and I saved myself the aggravation of walking out of a movie I knew I wouldn’t like.
From all angles, let’s debunk the argument “How do you know you don’t like it if you don’t see it?” I know in the same way I know I don’t like sucking all the shit from an electric eel’s asshole. Although, that lip lock on the eel’s sparky sphincter I’d take in before “Barbie.”
I’m comfortable projecting the same holds true for the joyless sad sponges not attending “Am I Racist?”
So I’m betting those who know they won’t like “Am I Racist?” will be home deep tonguing an eel’s dare not speak its name love canal and won’t be walking out of the theater in disgust and protest. We’re expecting a theater of like minded Americans keen for the satirical cavalcade of non-woke mirth on offer.
All seats filled for the duration, no walk outs. Just to find out “Am I Racist?”
Daily Wire is encouraging men to attend in woman cosplay.
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