What’s this now? Border Czar Kamala Harris agreed to a Fox News interview on Wednesday? Wow. Proof positive the Border Czar Kamala Harris campaign is panicking. By going on Fox she’s not trying to reach conservatives, obviously. She’s after that very slim few remaining centrists that haven’t yet fully decided she’s incompetent to be POTUS.

There’s no way she’d be doing this Fox interview if she wasn’t desperate. She might as well wear a bacon bikini into a stadium full of starving pitbulls, hoping against any hope there are at least a few vegan pitbulls to be found. After this assured trainwreck interview no one will remain undecided about her competence.

And I just ruined bacon for myself forever.