Collusive propagandist media refuses to report on anything that perceives disruption in our economy. When supply chains are affected the reality is there whether it’s reported on or not.

This is a real probability. Shipping ports in Canada are stepping up preparation in anticipation of the strike. And this will affect the election.

Let’s set the record straight with finality. I have zero interest in being an “ally.”

If pumpkin spice anything and everything was available year ’round, folks would get sick of it and then it would go away forever and humankind will be saved from its own gourdy-demise for yearly worshipping a false idol other than Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Pumpkin spice. Blech.

A terrifying thought: If events in West Asia (Middle East) escalate to nuclear, we’ve got sitting POTUS Joe Biden in charge of our response. Someone might have to wake him up from his beach napping in Delaware.

There are presumptuous dating profile names that hint at unruly expectation and unearned entitlement. Names like “Haven’t Given Up Yet” and “Are You Chivalrous” and “I’ll Try One More Time” speak to a heart-bruising romantic history I wasn’t around for. The inclination is, well, I didn’t break you and I won’t be the one to fix you.

All these words just to express a simple notion of online dating:

The profile name a lass chooses can be the most scorching red flag of any and all red flags.

To all the beautiful girls I’ve met through my life who I wished I would have talked to but couldn’t muster the courage to do so, the chances never taken, the romances never realized … To all these lovely lasses: You’re welcome.

The heightened incendiary rhetoric we’re hearing about and that it’s occurring on both sides of the political aisle equally, about that. It’s apparent no one has tried assassinating Kamala. All things being equal.

Annexation, colonialism, and imperial takeover happens. It’s happened many times over for eons on every continent (maybe not Antarctica). The measure of cultural claim has always been who has the technology, resources, and might to take and hold on to the real estate. Even today’s lines on a map are transient and temporary; this is more difficult for younger nations to understand.

The rationale is when you are free of anger and hate you are a bigot. And when you spew angry rhetoric and lie you are empathetic and better than. This is America today but not for much longer.

If you aren’t paying close attention, it’s ironic woke programs like CRT, DEI, and anti-racism are creating structural and systemic discrimination and not dismantling structural and systemic discrimination.

A bacon cheeseburger puts a pig on a cow with a slab of rotten moo juice between yeasty bread. Bonus!!!

Be honest. Did you adore Border Czar Kamala Harris before the palace coup or only after when instructed to adore Border Czar Kamala Harris? Be honest.

I’ve noticed at Kamala rallies people never know when to applaud. It’s usually after the fourth dangling participle that someone uncertainly begins to clap and maybe a few people join in. And all the while I imagine in Kamala’s head she’s saying to herself, “I am so crushing this!”

On the unlikely chance Kamala wins, her supporters are in for their “Oh crap what have we done” moment the first time she does an unscripted presser without hand picked friendly journalists.

Dude, Kamala, when your opposition is running you down as a communist with communist policies, your opening day one salvo shouldn’t include price fixing. Rookie move, Kammy.

The way I reason it, I’ve got potential soulmates scattered across the globe, most of whom I’ll never meet. So I got that going for me.

Make America Great Again. MAGA. I’ve not heard a feasible explanation how making America great again is a bad thing. Unless you hate America and prefer to see America continue floundering and failing.

C’mon, Kamala. We don’t want another carefully curated “interview.” Do a press conference. Do a town hall. Show us what you’re really about. Or do you remain a coward?

Crikey almighty, the polls are tight. It’s a real tossup if Obama gets a fourth term or not.

Writing Christian rock song lyrics gets to the point where coming up with a topic for the lyrics pretty much writes itself.

Grrrrr… I hate when I’m just about to share a really excellent meme but then I see a watermark or # or @ or .com and then think, “Great meme, but like hell am I going to give someone clever free promotion.” I wonder if I can crop it out.

Oh, sweet sweet Noosum. You just streisanded Kamala and yourself. The Constitution is very clear on this one.

So what’s the latest thing needing moral outrage that I should support?

This dude just told me Devil’s Tower in Wyoming is the world’s largest petrified tree. I thought he was joking. He’s serious. I was incredulous. He says I’m not a good geologist.

My willingness to answer your science questions is inversely proportional to just how combative and incredulous your tone is.

Interesting how the bulk of Chinese proverbs are “ancient,” which gets me thinking the Chinese ceased being profound around 50 AD.

My ideal woman purchases bananas exactly as I would purchase them myself.

The primary difference between Americans and Australians is I’ve never had an Australian ask me “Do toilets really flush the other direction in your country?”

There’s a tendency to ascribe as conspiracy what’s explainable as incompetence.

Does Oprah realize trotting out her posse of rich celebrity friends to support Kamala comes off as a very elitist secret handshake club, completely out of touch with real Americans living with inflation and economic uncertainty? Helping or hurting, Oprah Ozempic?

Tim Cook’s head looks like it’s held on with a frozen up rusty Slinky.

Spin your iPad around with suggested tip amounts and you’ve gone spun yourself out of a tip. There is no social or peer pressure from a stranger that outperforms annoying me.

To recap, according to CNN, ABC News, MSNBC, and all COLPROPS, Trump making a crack about Haitians eating dogs in Ohio is why people want to assassinate him. The leftist steady drumbeat of Trump is the fascist existential threat to our democracy has nothing to do with it. In fact, if Trump wins Haitians in Ohio will starve to death because Trump will personally round up every puppy and kitten in our great nation and personally shoot every puppy and kitten right the fuck in the face on live TV. The horror! The horror!

The issue with pure text communication is snarky can be mistaken for sardonic, satirical for sarcastic, and insightful for cynical. That, and we’ve been conditioned to believe there’s conflict where there is none. No bueno.

As the 2020 Summer of Love dragged on, this was codified context for those wondering if the looters and rioters should be made to stop and under what authority.

Under the 2001 USA Patriot Act, domestic terrorism is defined as “activities that (A) involve acts dangerous to human life that are a violation of the criminal laws of the U.S. or of any state; (B) appear to be intended (i) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population; (ii) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or (iii) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, or kidnapping; and (C) occur primarily within the territorial jurisdiction of the U.S.”

I have the growing suspicion Facebook is a data collection front for the NSA. Willingly trading my legal identity documents for a blue check badge graphic on my profile? Sure, sign me up! I sacrificed common sense and critical thinking back during the forced pandemic lockdown!

A friend gave me an inch-thick treatise on “managing anxiety.” No time to read, says I. The only thing I need to manage anxiety is to live near a Sea World so I can go punch a dolphin in the nose. Problems gone!

Yikes. Next time I’ll say “themkind” and not “mankind.” I’ve been thoroughly schooled in Newgrammar. My ears are still ringing.

No, I won’t. I won’t say “themkind.” I might say “humankind” if I remember mid-sentence but I definitely won’t say “themkind.”

DEI is DIE-ing. Now, at long last, the real conversations on fairness and empathy can begin. Now, we can focus on what we share as humanity rather than how to separate us from each other into categories. Now rocks out with its socks out.

The First Amendment is the best. Sure, the other stuff in our Constitution is way cool, too, but none of it exists without the First Amendment. This is why leftist censorship must not be allowed to continue. Censorship renders our Constitution meaningless.

“I grew up in a middle class family” is a preprogrammed dodge when asked “Name just one single solitary policy and solid plan to make America great again. Just one.”

If attracting more soft and squishy beta males to the ticket is the goal of “White Dudes For Kamala” then this tactic should do just fine. But if the goal is to turn traditional American men with traditional American values to the Kamala camp then numerous cross tab digits indicate this strategy is ineffective. There are more American male voters who disapprove of Kamala than American female voters who disapprove of Trump.

When questioning if illegal immigrants are being vaccinated before entering our country and disappearing into the interior I was called a racist bigot. You know, that bigot card doesn’t work anymore. C19 cases are stacking up again. Answer the question.

If someone calls you a racist and you know you’re not a racist, be sure to tell them they’re wrong.

Example:

“You’re a racist.”

“No, I’m not.”

To help end racism, it’s important to end false, baseless accusations.

The only thing keeping Biden alive at this point is his seething desire that Trump dies first.

Proggies list the celebrity endorsements they’ve collected which is impressive enough. Proggies don’t have the endorsement of the world’s greatest celebrity, though.

Elon Musk.

Not that celebrity endorsements really mean anything, unless that celebrity has billions of dollars not yet tapped from specially created super PACs. With billions of dollars available for campaign funding that celebrity’s endorsement matters very much.

Is someone going to say it? No one? Okay. I’m game.

Trump being dead is much more convenient for progressive Democrats. There’s a vested interest in Trump being dead. Is this affecting security decisions?

It’s a fair question.

The perfect vehicle fuel is a car that runs on goodwill. If a driver spent all day telling people on social media they’re stupid idiot dumb-dumbs, the tank is empty and the driver is going nowhere. It’s the perfect solution requiring no potential technology advances and no infrastructure planning/construction and no fueling stations. Be nice to each other. That’s it.

I’m a very good person. I deplore cats and make no excuses for deploring cats. To cat fans, these seem like completely contradictory concepts, that I deplore cats and remain a good person. It’s possible to hold two seemingly contradictory concepts simultaneously and equally in one’s mind. This is a good skill to practice as political rhetoric engineered to divide Americans continues ramping up. We can disagree and be good people.

One metaphoric phone call from Biden, and Trump and RFKJ have the proper Secret Service details. That it’s been two months since the last time someone schemed to kill Trump, it’s plenty obvious Biden isn’t going to take action. Harris can get on TV in a blink to do what’s right by Trump and our nation. The Florida news speaks to something very disturbing about Biden/Harris.

When a proclaimed expert scientist rebuffs questioning and instead states “Because I’m an expert scientist,” that person is not an expert scientist. That person is not a scientist.

For me to affirm your worldview as reality I’m required to abandon what I know to be real, true, and fact. You’ll have to make due without my affirmation of whatever it is you’re calling reality. Best of luck converting others to your wacky ways.

Dude, I have a great idea. A two hour sit down for President Trump and Border Czar Kamala on the Joe Rogan Experience. Just a conversation, where Trump is most comfortable. And Kamala could use the practice if she wants to meet with world leaders. Candid, real, straight talk. Yes.

Your pithy political memes opened my eyes to how wrong I’ve been and you’ve won me over to your way of thinking.

First horse semen, now pet cats. What won’t leftists put in their mouth and swallow?

Luke Skywalker is losing his mind over on X. Why? Because people keep mispronouncing Kamala’s name. I’m embarrassed I’m guilty of this. I thought her name was pronounced “unqualified hyena hybrid.” I admit, the Linguistic Force is weak with this one.

“More educated” is not the same as “more intelligent.” Anyone can get a degree funded by student loans they refuse to repay.

Leftist media assure us refugees feasting upon cats is a hoax. Thank every star above the cats are safe and remain unmurdered. So, let’s talk about all the women and children murdered by illegal invaders. Those deaths are real.

Taylor Swift is an ideal NFL candidate, being both a tight end and a wide receiver.

That’s beneath me.

There’s gotta be another suggestive TS joke there.

I’m done now. I got TS out of my system

That’s what (fill in every ex) said.

Okay. That’s it. This really is beneath me.

Well, dang it all. I had my heart set on Trump but now that Taylor Swift endorsed Kamala I haven’t changed my mind even a picometer because celebrity endorsements don’t move the needle one bit for Americans with intellectual agency.

David Muir had a great debate performance tonight. I wonder how he’d do as a debate moderator.

Progressive leftist politics is like that kid on the playground who changes the rules to every game at every whim just to make sure she always wins. In kindergarten, we called this cheating.

I’d say “border policy” needs to be more than a policy, it needs to be codified as law, but get this. It already is codified as law. Kamala Harris, former prosecutor and current Border Czar, simply won’t uphold our federal law.

Trump’s biggest failure in his first term is not firing Fauci. The very second Fauci did his first interview questioning Trump’s executive orders Fauci should’ve been shown the door. It’s the only point in Trump’s presidency where he showed leadership weakness.

Revealed in the September Siena poll.

The number of women who have a problem with Trump is near exactly matched by the number of men who have a problem with Kamala. The takeaway is any gender benefit for either candidate is a stalemate, a push, statistically offset to zero sum.

Abortion is the opposite of reproduction. It’s literally deproduction. “Reproductive rights” is a false conceit. Accurately, it’s deproductive rights. Call it what it is.

When people tell me “If you raise a pitbull right it’ll never attack you”, I can’t help but lament “I wish you would’ve raised the ex-wife.”

Before being upset I called you “dude,” please understand I call everyone “dude.” For me, “dude” is gender neutral and always has been. I’m taking the toxic masculinity out of the word “dude.” You’re welcome.

Weighing the merits of Hearst Era “yellow journalism” and contemporary media, modern “news” tops out as more fabricated sensationalism and manipulating shallowness with less accountability and integrity.

Funny, this. If you’re voting for Kamala you are now on the same team as the infamous Dick Cheney, a man you once hated as much as you hate Trump.

Disney’s Star Wars is not canon. It’s not even fan fiction because no one at Disney’s Lucasfilm are fans of Star Wars. Disney’s Star Wars is not canon and the universe is better for this epiphany.

This is the logical failing of woke equity: Who decides what is equitable? It can’t be left to a self-serving unelected activist judiciary. Look at all the problems that causes and how exactly the opposite of equitable coincides. And not just woke. History, too.

Although woke is only the incidental steward of censorship for now, pointing out the other logical frailties of woke is not exclusive of fighting censorship. It’d be like not liking the smell of shit and withholding how shitty woke smells.

Woke has a bad habit of disempowering some to empower others. Where’s the equity in that? And what is the governing board deciding what is equitable? And who gets more equity and who gets less equity? It’s both a walking contradiction and the embodiment of conflict of interest.

I’m not anti-woke. I’m anti-censorship. Nothing empowers all peoples more than freedom of expression. That woke is the vehicle du jour for censorship is incidental. Empowering all and not only the select is the lie woke tells itself.

In Disney’s Star Wars The Acolyte episode 8 it’s strongly insinuated Darth Plagueis learns how to create Anakin by spying on the space witch spawn. Kathleen Kennedy did this to diminish the Skywalker Saga. Was getting coffee for the talented filmmakers that traumatic, Kathy?

Claim: Kamala is a DEI hire.

Reply: No, she isn’t. Kamala is the best qualified candidate in the whole world.

Logic: I thought DEI was a good thing. You make it sound like DEI is less attractive than merit. Pick a lane.

I found out “LGBTQ” stands for “Let’s Go Bully The Queers.” That’s really horrible. If I was in the alphabet community I would lobby strongly to get that changed. It seems exactly the opposite of what they want.

White adjacent. Because bigotry is now measured by proximity.

The Reagan movie is not divisive. Americans who saw the movie near universally love the movie. 98% audience approval. That’s the number that matters and 2% unfavorability is like the small amount of chocolate that sticks to the inside of a Snickers wrapper ending up in the trash.

Is “getting Trump” more important than repairing our crippled economy, expelling illegal invaders, and closing our borders? You’re wrong, your justifications are wrong, and you need to go back over your entire life to figure out when your humanity became so diseased and rotten.

I give you reasons why my vote is for Trump. You give me excuses why your vote is for Kamala. Which excusably stands to reason just fine.

Involuntarily celibate. Incel. I never knew. It’s a pejorative ramping up of basement dwelling man babies who didn’t enjoy Ghostbusters 2016. It’s a ramping up, a slimming down. Such efficiency, so sleek. Don’t get laid, review bomb The Acolyte. Incel. That explains it perfectly.

Ethical non-monogamy, a euphemism for preemptively whoring about town with a get out of jail free card. Mocking non-monogamy by mixing metaphors? Ethical.