It’s the Gremlins paradox. Don’t feed Gizmo the Magwai after midnight or you’ll create gremlins. But midnight where? Do Chinese fuzzy-bums adhere to one of the five time zones in China? Or is it the time zone where the Magwai current resides?

In the Gremlins movie, it was definitely the currently residing time zone. Don’t feed Magwais after midnight right where you are. Otherwise, you’ll spawn the ancient Chinese evil.

So is Joe Biden a Magwai? When does he stop being president tonight? Does his term end at midnight in Washington D.C. (the most logical standard) or is it the time zone where he currently resides? If the latter and if president, I’d hop on Air Force One and head west at the just above the rotational velocity of the Earth until I hit the International Dateline, just to be president a few hours longer.

Most likely, Joe Biden’s term lasts right up to the moment Trump is sworn in tomorrow. Still, it’s fun thinking about Joe Biden like he’s a Chinese fuzzy-bum who can’t be fed after midnight. But that’s just plain crazy talk. Everyone knows it’s Hunter who’s the proxy in cahoots with the Chinese.