Gaining years, experience, knowledge, and wisdom is a gift when it comes to dating. When a lass owns a cat I’ve learned this is a non-negotiable. I could never have a lasting relationship with a lass and her cat; I will never live with a cat and it’s inconsiderate starting something that will predictably and inevitably end with 100% certainty.

This is why lasses who use a picture of their cat instead of a picture of themselves on dating sites is so useful for me. Stepping aside how odd it is to pimp her cat out for dating, the feline photo let’s me know upfront not to engage at all. That picture of a cat on a dating site is just as good as a hiking trail warning sign of three skunks playing jump rope using a rattlesnake for the rope in the middle of a mine field with the mines buried in rusty medical waste sharps.