Trump is so despised and so omnipresent in the lives of his haters that he is actually preemptively banned from the romance of beds and bedrooms. It’s hilariously common for liberal women to prominently post “If you’re a Trumper don’t bother, we won’t get along” in their dating profile. This is fact.

I like long walks on the beach, trying new restaurants, exploring foreign cities, and burning Trump in effigy in the most furiously intolerant recesses of my cold, bland mind.

I appreciate these dating app women sharing their open hatred of Trump front and center on their profile. The photos with their three cats named Joe, Jill, and Hunter was already getting the left swipe (cats are a personal deal killer). Add in intolerant ideological hostility and the sinister swipe gets upgraded to “block.” Trump Derangement Syndrome isn’t as sexy as they think it is.

For comparison, I’ve yet to see a single dating profile proclaiming “If you’re voting for Kamala, pound sand.” Not one. My take on it is if you value tolerance and inclusion in a romantic partner it’s best not to date liberal lasses. Vote for Trump, denied my rump. Whatever.