In 2020, “semantics” became synonymous with “logic,” “common belief” replaced “common sense,” and “dogmatic rhetoric” ousted “scientific fact.” So, if you’re wondering why woke conversations about unrelativistic reality are so frustrating . . . now you know.

Cruise through any website that shares political or social news and commentary and read through the comments left by interested parties. Regardless of your political affiliation, just consider this: These people leaving the brainless comments on CNN, CBS, MSNBC, ABC News, Washington Post, New York Times . . . they’re the ones voting in the next election.

I don’t think Joe Biden is biodegradable anymore.

Let’s save each other the time and converse only in summarizing.

It makes for a very disappointing and unrevealing suicide note when better than two thirds of it are Cure and Evanescence lyrics.

“Cute” cat videos usually show a cat doing something really shitty, enjoyed by vocal cat apologists who trade congratulatory comments making excuses for the really shitty behavior of cats.

The thing about giving peace a chance is everyone has to be on the same page at the same time. Otherwise, giving peace a chance is just the same as putting down your guard and forfeiting your defenses.

Dammit, you knocked me off the modem! Hang up!

The number of leftists who have read every page of the 900+ page Project 2025 is inversely proportional to the number of leftists who have read even one third of our Constitution.

Did you really read all 900+ pages of Project 2025 or are you just saying that hoping you don’t run into someone who actually did read all 900+ pages and will call you out on your deceit?

The reason the Democrat party can lie about a “nationwide abortion ban” and scare leftists into voting on this fabricated issue is because it’s now a proven quantity large swaths of leftist voters are ignorant of American civics.

Dang. I thought this was a Babylon Bee article. It’s not. Does Newsweek really want to antagonize Elon Musk with no basis? Maybe they should ask Bob Iger for his wisdom and experience in needlessly antagonizing Elon.

Boxes of raisins, candy corn, caramel apples that gum up the Halloween candy sack … At times like this it’s lamentable floggings in the town square have gone out of fashion.

Observation: Many on the interweb lament mining is inherently destructive, ignoring that the device and infrastructure necessary for their commentary is entirely dependent on mining. Growing a crop of iPhones isn’t a possible technology just yet.

I’ve closed down shop to the trick-or-treaters for the night, and yet they continue to come to the door. I’m directing them to the gingerbread candy house in the dark forest instead.

A friend shared how to get away with missing work on Halloween. When challenged by your boss the next morning, simply say, “I was here. My costume was the Invisible Man.” My friend is a true Copernicus.

Observation: Many on the interweb lament mining is inherently destructive, ignoring that the device and infrastructure necessary for their commentary is entirely dependent on mining. Growing a crop of iPhones isn’t a possible technology just yet.

I need a friend, not an intervention. Just a funny thought about advice unsolicited.

Leftists repeat saying “A second Trump term will be the end of America as we know it.”

Yes. We agree. That’s exactly why we’re voting for him.

I’m handing out boxes of raisins, 50¢ McDonald’s gift certificates, and expired medication for Halloween. All the kids love Old Man Bringe.

I wasn’t going to hand out trick or treat candy but then I thought, “Where will I get the skeletons for next year’s Halloween decorations?”

I’m handing out boxes of raisins, 50¢ McDonald’s gift certificates, and expired medication for Halloween. All the kids love Old Man Bringe.

It says a lot when Biden accuses half of all Americans of being garbage the reaction is making excuses for Biden and not standing up for your fellow Americans not being disposable trash.