Bummed out that graduation and prom were cancelled because of COVID-19 regulations? Longing for the fellowship of church because of COVID-19 regulations? Because of COVID-19 regulations, are you isolated, alone, and suicidal, and just being with other humans will save your life?

Here’s the trick:

Simply say you’re taking part in a riot and you’re golden.

It’s upsetting that I’m making solid arguments, isn’t it?