I posted this statement to Facebook earlier:

I continue to wait patiently to cash in on White Male Privilege. Wait, I’m only half white like President Obama. I’ve been tapping into the wrong half of my genetics!!!

As a reward for this quip, I garnered this comment:

You look white so that makes you white.

Okay then. I’ll leave this to you, enlightened reader, to chip apart as to why this is the most unintentionally racist comment in the entire history of ever.