Every time. Every girlfriend. We get comfortable with each other, and out comes that stupid game of “Okay, we each get to pick one person that if we ever get a chance to sleep with them, you can’t call it cheating, and I can’t call it cheating.”

This, I’ve learned, is called a “Hall Pass.” Sigh. Fine. You go first.

So Car-Car says, “You sure you want to do this?”

Yes. Might as well get it out of the way. Go ahead.

Big smile from Car-Car. “Chris Hemsworth. You know, Thor.”

Yes. I know Thor. Kirk’s dad, too.
Car-Car is still smiling. I don’t know why my girlfriends like this game so much. Car-Car asks “Okay, who do you pick?”

Your younger sister.

Tada.