I took a wackjob to dinner. She has ideas that range from limiting resources for the kids in the news so the funds can be directed to repaving her street all the way to completely covering Texas in photovoltaic panels to power the United States forever.

I pointed out that she has an SUV to traverse her cruddy street and the cities and the cows of Texas wouldn’t benefit greatly from so much extra shade.

This dating thing is a trip.