I bumped into an ex-gf, and during a civil portion of the conversation, I lamented that she (and implied additional ex-gfs) never really did the hook up with ex booty call thing with me. Her reply ran the line of “You never give anyone a second chance and you’re never single long.”
I told her that her socks were untied and walked away. She is most likely still staring at her feet perplexed. Clean getaway.