It’s telling of a person’s character and constitution that when faced with disquieting rumor they choose to adopt a falsehood as fact without ever approaching the subject of collusive scorn to verify the gossip.

I’m talking about you,

Robert Salaslitherinzar. I am the Right Hand of Satirical Reckoning, me bucko.

I’ve protected your rickety integrity by not asserting my own. Time’s up.