I had to ask Maddy to leave tonight. We were watching Silver Linings Playbook and I broke down bawling. Clare and I are Tiffany and Pat. Part of how we became friends, and connected.

It’s like I’m being held hostage by my own life, and I can’t get back to the life I want. I’ve been evicted from my life I want.

There should be some good lyrics in there.

Clate Clarissa Nina Castellano, you’re an angel now and now my heart is hanging from a barbed wire noose.

There. Country lyrics. Beat that, Garth.