This past weekend my best gal was curious about my ex-wife, primarily to see if my kid looks like her at all (verdict: No). The perfect venue for our light internet stalking was Facebook, where I was pleasantly greeted by her adoring jackal-grin and the face of “Time Has Been Kinder To Me Than Her.” She looks way ancient, like the Crypt Keeper’s great-great-great-grandmother.
I couldn’t help but notice this post from her dad (my ex-father in law), confused by international communication and relegated to using Facebook to connect with his daughter.
All this is endearing, a father’s love for his daughter and such. Then, all this is hilarious. Then, all this is troubling. Then, all this is terrifying. Then, all this is totally full-on hilarious again.
Great Great Great Granny Cryptella boasted often “My dad is the equivalent of a four star general as a civilian”, a claim of just how amazing is his professional importance and prowess.
It seems “Caller ID” is not part of the NSA’s vast and far-reaching intelligence gathering arsenal.
Do you feel safer already?