Pronounced and embelished narrative like Edward the Elder from “Big Fish”, I realized, is a malady for with I’m terminally afflicted. The extended epiphany is that spinning gold from the mundane is a talent most comedians draw upon.

So, sure, I’m technically a liar sure to be caught in exaggeration and fabrication, and unapologetically I’m damned good at it. Anything for a laugh, savvy?

Dedicated to the starshine in my heart, Feti’a.