Every time. Every girlfriend. We get comfortable with each other, and that stupid game comes up of “Okay, we each get to pick one person that if we ever get a chance to sleep with them, you can’t call it cheating, and I can’t call it cheating.”

Sigh. Fine. You go first.

So Jules says, “You sure you want to do this?”

Yes. Might as well get it out of the way. Go ahead.

Big smile from Jules. “Chris Hemsworth. You know, Thor.”

Yes. I know Thor. Kirk’s dad, too.

Jules is still smiling. I don’t know why my girlfriends like this game so much. “Okay, who do you pick?”

Your younger sister.