Entering the final month of FY21 first quarter and sorting out sponsor reports for July, I was reminded of this conversation that occured after a Laugh It Off presentation in Albuquerque.
Talking with a STS team member last night about this exchange, she encouraged me to jot it down for the amusement of others. I agreed.
Enjoy.
Dan: I need to see STS’s metrics.
Me: Are you planning on sponsoring us?
Dan: No.
Me: Are you sure? Here’s the schedule for FY21.
Dan: I need to see STS’s metrics
Me: We share metric reports with current and prospective sponsors.
Dan: There is a movement for public transparency from private industry.
Me: There is a movement in my bathroom twice a day with great regularity. I’m lucky that way.
Dan: I need to see STS’s metrics.
Me: It’s good to have goals in life.
Dan: You won’t show me STS’s metrics?
Me: Are you planning on sponsoring us?
Dan: I already said no.
Me: You make a convincing argument. No, you won’t see our metrics.
Fin.
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