A few years back, I’m listening to some excellent Moz tuneage with my ex-best gal (current best gal at the time), and she says to me, “Morrissey writes such stupid lyrics! My baby sister can write better lyrics than this, when she was five! ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’? Stupid!!

“And ‘Ouija Board’? How about.Kitty cat kitty cat kitty cat can you meow for me? Stupid!”

So I challenged her to name a band and/or musical artist who writes superior lyrics, nay, the zenith of excellent lyrics.

Her (serious) reply: “Nickelback.”

My love for her is no more.