Many years ago, just as President Obama took office, the number of home invasions and burglaries surged. Later the same year, the price of watermelons surged to nearly twice the cost of the previous year.

Applying a deductive logic, voting for President Obama led to a surge in home invasions and purchasing overpriced watermelons meant you were soft on crime.

Or maybe there was another reason for the surge in home invasions. I invite you to research home loan policy forwarded during the Clinton administration and follow the crumbs.

If this deductive surge logic sounds ridiculous… well, there it is.