Steve's Thoughtcrimes

Doubleplusgood Newspeak

It’s okay. We’re rioting.

Bummed out that graduation and prom were cancelled because of COVID-19 regulations? Longing for the fellowship of church because of COVID-19 regulations? Because of COVID-19 regulations, are you isolated, alone, and suicidal, and just being with other humans will save your life?

Here’s the trick:

Simply say you’re taking part in a riot and you’re golden.

It’s upsetting that I’m making solid arguments, isn’t it?

1 Comment

  1. I wonder if partaking in the “festivities” of rioting will help me break out of this seemingly endless void that is depression. I bet I could get some good cardio and resistance training if I go to downtown Albuquerque for a bit…hmm…just a thought…

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