I grew up in SoCal, and when I got to college new friends from elsewhere told me all the stuff that was weird about California. Things like oxygen bars. Things like valley girl lingo. Things like high colonic date night.

I listened and kind of shrugged it off. Growing up in SoCal none of it seemed odd.

Now, many years removed, I get it. I understand, California is weird. Way weird.

And this proves it.