Folks who feel an altruistic calling to offer unsolicited “constructive criticism” only do so because they’ve never risked anything of themselves following their own intuition and innovation.

Your criticism is constructive? Let’s deconstruct your acumen for giving successful advice.

Finances: Why aren’t you rich and famous with a famous diamond mine that makes you rich?

Intellect: Where are your thousands of patents saving mankind from testicular microplastic clogging?

Relationship: Why did your wife leave you for the FedEx driver and why does your dog like him better?

You see? Your criticism isn’t constructive. It’s blathering forth opinionated platitudes without the expertise to back the words.

And honestly, has anyone – in the entire history of ever – sincerely answered “Yes, please ” to the unsolicited question “Would you like some constructive criticism?”