Call me phobic, and I say, “According to your standard, I agree.”

Say I’m appropriating, and I say, “According to your standard, I agree.”

Tell me I’m anti, and I say, “According to your standard, I agree.”

Accuse me of racism, and I say, “According to your standard, I agree.”

And I conclude by saying, “Understand your standard means nothing and doesn’t apply to my life.”