Upon reading this article, I now realize how misguided I am to think the Barbie movie is anti-male. Of the heady themes designed to provoke woke thought:

  • Gender norms
  • Meaning of life
  • Feminism
  • Identity
  • Self-confidence
  • Loving yourself
  • Role of the patriarchy
  • Toxic masculinity

I’m confident “role of the patriarchy” and “toxic masculinity” are treated as uplifting, cuddly, and life-affirming contributions to woke society. And the invitation for dads and sons to reflect on whether they’re being a total Ken or not . . . this squeals fair, equal, and unbiased contemplation of the male condition. Now fetch me a sandwich and clean between my toes until they are clean to my satisfaction, plastic woman creature.