It’s heartbreaking, what’s happened with Bruce Willis’ health. The past month I’ve been watching all my fave Bruce flicks which is a sizable catalog. His thespian gifts are eternal for sure.

However, Bruce’s gifts weren’t only on the screen. Just as important to our culture and equal to the creation of the Die Hard action flick genre (the everyman in the wrong place at the wrong time), Bruce ushered in the New Aesthetic, where we bald dudes are deemed virile and sexy beyond compare.

Thank you, Bruce. Yippee ki-yay.