My friend ripped off a real stinkbomb of a fart the other day which pissed me off because he was only five feet away from me. I geared up and was about to rip off a retaliatory fart when I thought, “No, two wrongs don’t make a right.” And, I’m fairly certain this is how the Cold War kicked off. Besides, my fart might be way raunchier than his, and I’d have to smell it as well.