Meat packer 1: What do we do with all this leftover … um … body pieces?

Meat packer 2: Let’s grind it up, emulsify it, soak it in flavorful dyes, preservatives, and glues, form it into cylinders, and sell it to people to eat.

Meat packer 1: Uh, okay. What do we call it?

Meat packer 2: Hot dogs.

Meat packer 1: What?!? People don’t eat … oh! Brilliant! That’s a lot less gross than what’s actually in it.

Meat packer 2: Peoples is so gullible.