Vegans and cat apologists react similarly to criticism, satire, and mocking. Which is to say vegans and cat apologists react vehemently at even the slightest criticism, satire, and mocking. It must be exhausting. Imagine if there is such a human who is a vegan cat apologist. The crushing fury and anxiety experienced daily just being on social media … it’s an unmatched angst unknown to most of sane humanity.

Vegans are goofy. Pop! Cats are stupid. Pop!

Now imagine a human who is a gluten intolerant vegan cat apologist who drives an EV while listening exclusively to NPR on carbon-neutral commutes. Pop goes the world!