I saw you on the Facebook friends list of my friend Derek. Strike that. I saw a picture of your fluffy cat that you posted as your profile picture.
I got to thinking you must have a hidden lair in a vast cavern in an extinct South Pacific volcano where you stroke the cat sinisterly while plotting the demise of all men, women, children, and other cats who were not lucky enough to be born fluffy.
Right. Enjoy killing James Bond you cat-loving freak.