My best gal is so way full-on disgusted with porn. She has many superb reasons why. Unrealistic expectations of both men and women. Porn addiction destroys relationships. It’s both gross and hilarious.
The last one is mine. Do you know what else is gross? Televangelsists. I’ve known too many good folks bilked out of their hard-earned savings by a sin-soaked Chiclet smile and a sin-suave televised crooning. Infuriating. Unethical. Gross.
And now hilarious. Televangelists are equally hilarious. And, have you noticed the most hilarious characteristic of televangelists? Beyond televangelists being a divine joke, the names of televangelists sound like gay porn stars. How appropriate. They both screw others for money. Snap. Hilarious.
Following shall you find twenty (20) names. Ten (10) names belong to televangelists. Ten (10) names belong to gay porn stars.
The Challenge: Choose which ten names are those of televangelists and which ten names are those of gay porn stars.
Have at it! And just know, if you decide to use Google to cheat . . . guess what shows up in your browser history and image cache? That’s right. Televangelists. You’ve been thusly advised.
1.) Al Parker
2.) Creflo Dollar
3.) Arpad Miklos
4.) Peter Popoff
5.) Billy Brandt
6.) Rod Parsley
7.) R.J. Danvers
8.) G.T. Armstrong
9.) Austin Wilde
10.) Doug Batchelor
11.) Bradford Thomas Wagner
12.) Paul Crouch
13.) Timothy J. Boham
14.) Joel Olsteen
15.) Brent Corrigan
16.) Mike Murdock
17.) Fred Halsted
18.) T. D. Jakes
19.) Kurt Lockwood
20.) Hal Lindsey
1.) Al Parker: Gay Porn Star
2.) Creflo Dollar: Televangelist
3.) Arpad Miklos: Gay Porn Star
4.) Peter Popoff: Televangelist
5.) Billy Brandt: Gay Porn Star
6.) Rod Parsley: Televangelist
7.) R.J. Danvers: Gay Porn Star
8.) G.T. Armstrong: Televangelist
9.) Austin Wilde: Gay Porn Star
10.) Doug Batchelor: Televangelist
11.) Bradford Thomas Wagner: Gay Porn Star
12.) Paul Crouch: Televangelist
13.) Timothy J. Boham: Gay Porn Star
14.) Joel Olsteen: Televangelist
15.) Brent Corrigan: Gay Porn Star
16.) Mike Murdock: Televangelist
17.) Fred Halsted: Gay Porn Star
18.) T. D. Jakes: Televangelist
19.) Kurt Lockwood: Gay Porn Star
20.) Hal Lindsey: Televangelist
Why did you accept this challenge? This is the worst type of click bait. Wow. How do you live with yourself? You need some sprititual cleansing. Conveniently, you have twenty names available for some kind of spiritual guidance . . . I guess. Gross. Hilarious.
Perhaps televangelists moonlight for beer money. That was unnecessary.