To recap this week’s hate, according to CNN, ABC News, MSNBC, and all COLPROPS, Trump making a crack about Haitians eating dogs in Ohio is why people want to assassinate him. The leftist steady drumbeat of Trump is the fascist existential threat to our democracy has nothing to do with it.

In fact, if Trump wins Haitians in Ohio will starve to death because Trump will personally round up every puppy and kitten in our great nation and personally shoot every puppy and kitten right the fuck in the face on live TV. The horror! The horror!

Crikey, it’s getting to where I’m commenting on the same leftist issues several times a week. I think I’ll just hold off to the weekend and put together a much larger article. It sounds exhausting . . . Leftists, can you please take a week off with all the anger and grumpiness?