June 30 2020

My conversation in the Sprouts parking lot today…

20-something white woman: You’re a racist.

Me: No I’m not.

20-something white woman: If you’re not a racist then you benefit from white privilege.

Me: No I don’t.

20-something white woman: Then why did you take that parking space?

Me: Because it was open, my truck fit, and Sprouts frowns upon parking my truck across their doorway like a racist white privilege border wall.

20-something white woman: You’re clueless.

Me: And you’re adorable. So I’ll see you at the looting party on Saturday?

And off she stormed.

What made me a white privilege racist, you ask?

I parked in space that should be reserved for someone who’s been oppressed.