First of all, in terms of moving forward as a people, in America, thinking about those Americans who live in America, where America is a large country, next to Mexico, which is a small country, that as Americans living in America, we as a people are filled with aspirations, ambitions, and dreams, and it’s these aspirations, ambitions, and dreams that are the bedrock of aspiring and dreaming, through ambition, and because of ambition that is uniquely American . . . Look, let’s cut to the chase, I’m the only one on this ticket who grew up as a tough on crime, albeit middle class American, who lived in Montreal, and Montreal is a city in Canada, that is then, therefore, above us on a map, in terms of being cooperative with America, and I plan to cooperate with other countries, unlike my opponent, especially framed by strained relations with Canada, who their king and queen confided in me that Trump is a joke, when we Americans love Canada, above and atop of America on a map like an ally and a hat, this gives me a unique perspective on all that we can see, and often those things we can’t see that must be seen . . . Let’s focus more on our economy, in so much as my opponent did nothing to stop price gouging, and by the way, I’m also the only one, and not my opponent, who has the crucial leadership experience of being the first woman vice president, thus, however, knowing this my pledge to our great land, of the people in our land and our great Constitution, and by the way I’m the only one on ballot who is even aware we have a Constitution, my pledge to the greatness of Americans is on Day One I will replace price gouging with increased fracking, including every American will receive $750 to invest in small business, because I know small business as a middle class citizen, whereas my opponent only knows big business, since conversely, really, big business isn’t and will pay its fair share under my administration, and, when the chips are down and joyful vibes are needful, and necessary, when you think about it, America is a country of ambitious priorities, and I vow to prioritize those priorities, in terms of the priorities most prioritized by the average American, in America, our home above any other homes, where we’ve for too long ignored priorities, and that has to be our first priority, without which and moreover requires closing our sovereign, inalienable border and the way in which those immigrants cross our border, both legal and illegal, this as our first priority enriches not only Americans but also those immigrants here legally, and some who are here illegally, through no fault of their own, since conclusively we must prioritize this priority above the priorities that naturally come next but are just as important in achieving what I call my Opportunity Economy. That is my Priority One on Day One, my pledge to Americans in America, the land that I love. You know?

Um, that’s great, Kam. But the question was “When did you first notice Biden was senile?”