My satire is displeasing and my slash-and-burn approach to satire is even more displeasing. And I’ll confess this to you and you get to bet your bottom dollar on this.

I NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR ART!
I NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR ART!

Funny thing. The spell check on this mobile tried changing “slash-and-burn” to “smash-and-grab.” Very funny thing. I don’t remember stealing this phone from Walgreens.