Receiving a Facebook friend request from a stranger is typically a mundane occurrence that occurs a few times a week, and typically it’s accepted and nothing happens and life goes on with an up-tick in the available 5000 friends limit. Yippee and yahoo!

Today was unique. I received a passionately grumpy message from a husband directing I leave his wife alone. Most likely, he has me confused with another new friend his wife requested. His wife was mundane weekly routine and merely an up-tick, as detailed with redundancy. So no harm, no foul, and life goes on with a down-tick in the available 5000 friends limit. Yippee and yawn.

He was so grumpy in his tone and words, and knowing he’s got the wrong guy, it’s a waste not having some easy entertainment. My reply:

“Dude, she assured me you guys swing … but it is weird she showed up without you.”

I’m bored. Move along.